Posts Tagged ‘Brandy Talore Hardcore’

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Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Door-to-Door Knockers

Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That’s right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It’s like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It’s the humanitarian thing to do.

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Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Lemons and Big Melons

Sometimes hot chicks are bitches. They are consumed by their hotness and their knowledge that they can be as bitchy, high-maintenance and demanding as they want to be because they are, well, hot. We know plenty of guys who can overlook an annoying woman if her smokin’ bod and sexy face outweigh her ability to grate on the nerves. But every now and again there is a glitch in the hot-girl gene pool and you get a girl like Brandy Talore. Brandy is hot AND a real, genuine sweetie. She is the kind of girl who will make you lemonade on a hot day AND fuck you. Or rather, she will offer up her bounteous jugs and her sweet snatch and tell you to fuck her. So take our advice, if you come across a juggtastic chick and she just so happens to be a nice girl, hold on to her. Chicks like this are a dying breed.

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