Archive for April, 2009

Huge Hangers Hot Hooters Return

Friday, April 10th, 2009

Hot Hooters Return

“I sold real estate for several years, and I was showing a couple a house one day and they came right out and asked if my boobs are real,” Rachel Love told one of our editors in this month’s interview. “I thought that was pretty funny. It surprised me, since I had met them just 10 minutes before then. They never really said why they wanted to know if my boobs were real, but I think the woman wanted to get a boob job and she liked mine and wanted to go to the same doctor. But, mine are real, so she was out of luck on that one.” In fact, we liked that real estate saleslady story so much, Scoreland did a XXX video spun around the idea of Rachel as a superstacked broker showing a house to a prospective client and then fucking the shit out of him. There wouldn’t be a mortgage crisis if the real estate business would just follow our lead.

Hot Hooters Return

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Silicone Boobies Visiting Dirty Nurse Service

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Visiting Dirty Nurse Service

When you’re sick, what could be better than a busty nurse with a sexy imagination? Housecalls are a thing of the past unless you have a lot of money. Alanna Ackerman and her bosom buddies are the exception to this rule. Sent by Hooter Hospital to get this wretch into shape, Alanna is a vision of incredible bosom radiance and sexy voluptuousness when she arrives at his jack shack. Her tits threaten to burst over her nurse’s uniform. This babydoll already has perked up her patient and his organ is throbbing. She examines him with the tools of her trade, checking his cock pressure and looking for swelling. Cold metal instruments are useful but for Alanna, nothing is more accurate than a wet, pink tongue to check her patient’s cock, balls and asshole. Her mother did that and so did her grandmother when they were nurses. She’s going to fuck this dude to perfect health…unless she kills him first. With those huge, beautiful jugs, that tight, snappy little pussy, and her open-for-the-cock asshole, anything goes. As you’ll see, he survives but needs an iron lung once she’s done screwing him. Perhaps we will see Alanna again one day bring her healing touch to another patient with health insurance from Hooter Hospital. One can only pray and hope. What a hot bitch!

Visiting Dirty Nurse Service

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Hell Yeah! Oils Well

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Oils Well

Deborah’s life has been changed for the better by posing bare-boobs and bare-ass. “Before, I did not have great confidence in myself,” Deborah admitted. “I felt insecure and inhibited. I was shy and nervous to be naked with a man looking at me. I never looked at magazines or sexy videos or looked at the Internet. There are nude women in German magazines but I did not know that magazines such as Voluptuous, for women with my type of body, existed. Now when I look at my pictures and videos, I am proud to know that this is me. Now I am that very sexy woman in the photos. I feel now that I can do anything and I have a lot of confidence in myself. Now I love it when someone takes my pictures. It is very exhilarating. When I see someone with a camera, I get the urge to tell them to take my photo. I like to buy new clothing and sexy underwear now, and wear them out. I no longer hide my body behind large clothing and try to conceal my breasts. I go out more and I am more sexual in my personal life. So modeling for Voluptuous was the start of a great change in my life!” What can we say? All big-boobed women should take off their clothes and live. They too can experience the transformation that Deborah has enjoyed.

Oils Well

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Scoreland Models Up For Anything

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Up For Anything

“I wasn’t very good at sports because of my big boobs,” Alix said. “They bounced around too much. I tried gymnastics and ice skating until I got too topheavy. But I still like to watch sports on TV. My favorites are hockey, basketball and rugby. I like guys in tight uniforms.” What about Alix’s preference in guys? “Intelligence gets me every time. I’m attracted to geeky, strong guys that can pick me up over their shoulder and fix my computer. I love hair too. Hairy chests are wonderful to rub and I also like a bit of a gut, believe it or not. If I have a fetish about anything, it would be hairy chests. I have never been into looks. There needs to be an attraction but it might not be a physical one with me. I also like guys that can have a conversation about anything.” Alix told us about her cherry-busting. “The first time I had sex was in the backseat of my boyfriend’s car. All of a sudden, he was in me. I didn’t mind. It felt good. I had never felt anything as good as that before and I was surprised and a little embarrassed at how wet I got. I thought I had peed a little but I realized later it was cum. After we were done, we noticed a guy watching us. As we drove away, we laughed at the great show he must have seen!”

Up For Anything

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Lovely Big Boobies Cheers For Cherry

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Cheers For Cherry

I have been a loyal fan of Cherry Brady ever since I first saw her a few years back. She never fails to look great and give me an instant erection that demands my attention. She has never looked better than dressed up like a bar wench or the St. Pauli Girl. Fuck, she looks even better than the St. Pauli Girl who’s on the poster in my favorite bar. Cherry has much bigger tits and I prefer a hot redhead over a blonde any day. Cherry should be their new model. One thing I have always liked about Cherry is how she seems like a really fun and normal woman. I don’t think I’ve ever met a woman with a rack like hers, but knowing that she likes to ride dirt bikes and shoot guns and do other cool, outdoor things makes her even more attractive to me. I have a few other models whom I like, too, but Cherry has been and will always be my number-one favorite.-C.F.

Cheers For Cherry

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Lovely Big Tits Sexy Confidence

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Sexy Confidence

“When I first meet a man, I usually look into his eyes first,” Luna Mystique reveals. “There’s so much you can tell about that first glance. After that, it’s his hands. If he takes care of his hands, I just know he’s going to be a good lover. I like confident men who are sure of themselves. Confidence is sexy. Someone who can carry themselves in any situation, who isn’t afraid to speak their mind, really turns me on. I truly love smart men. A man should talk to me, not talk to my chest. I like to know that I’m interesting, not just because I have humongous boobs he’d like to play with. I was standing with my friend at a club, wearing a low-cut top, when this guy wandered over and, while staring intently at my tits, said, ‘My, you have lovely eyes.’ My response was to tilt his chin up with one finger and close my eyes. ‘What color are they?’ He got the color wrong and my friend told him to get lost. Things might have turned out differently if he had picked the right color.”

Sexy Confidence

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Large Breasts Breakfast With Danni

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

Breakfast With Danni

Now this is a rare video. If you are a Danni Ashe fan, you’ll love this video shot near Palm Springs, California during the beginning of her career. Our camera hangs with Danni as she drives to the location where she’ll be posing for a sexy vid-show. To have Danni as a chauffeur is a treat. How many of you like watching big-boobed pretty girls drive a car? Hard to find, right? Danni stops for a bite at a diner along the way. There’s an old expression that will always be the truth. A well-fed model is a happy model. And most of us want happy models. Danni didn’t expect the camera to stay on while she ate her breakfast but it was too tempting to not capture her inserting food into her mouth for posterity. Danni drew a lot of admiring attention in the restaurant with her denim cut-offs and tight tank top, except for the waitress who looked jealous. You know how women can get when they see a bosomy hottie. Appetite satiated, Danni drives on to the location. She gets cute along the way, exposing her 32FF delights to drive topless. Once at the secluded house, she headed to the backyard and began her seduction, teasing and tantalizing in her own special Danni Ashe-way. She knows how to please the male member… and oh, what joy her breasts have given to the planet! You may think it’s over when Danni dips her toes into the pool but just hang on there because this video is to be continued soon.

Breakfast With Danni

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Official Scoreland Shake It Up

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Shake It Up

One of our favorites is the office worker or secretary who decides to try nude modeling. She may try it for the day or she may decide to make a full time thing out of it later on. You can visualize her…her massive chest missiles straining against her blouse, tight skirt, high heels, maybe pantyhose or stockings. Those buttons could pop and fly at any time. Other women in the office are jealous and critical. The men stare when they can, trying not to be too obvious, dropping by her desk to make small talk. Throughout men’s mag history, this kind of model has been the foundation of the biz. This month we can add Saisha McKenzie to the list. Saisha’s a stacked secretary in Florida and lives a regular Florida-style life. She likes to go to the beach and the mall on weekends. Every few weeks, she gets together with her chick-pals and they hit a club for night. Now that Saisha’s had a taste of V-Mag celebrity as well as an appearance in BootyLicious magazine (October ‘08), what’s her next move?

Shake It Up

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Massive Tits 38gg Gifts

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

38GG Gifts

“This is getting to be the pin-up doll, getting to dress up and wear pretty clothes, make-up and high heels,” Devin Taylor told our interviewers. She is one of the most popular ever XL Girls since the site opened in 2000. “I was a 36 D-cup when I was younger, which was difficult for me because I was a cheerleader, and the worst thing in the world when you’re cheerleading is to have your boobs bounce! Now these days, that’s a great thing, but back then, it wasn’t! So I used to wear big sweatshirts to hide them and the rumor got around that I had fake boobs!” Can you believe that? People have real brain farts when it comes to big titties.

38GG Gifts

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Lovely Big Jugs Mean Girls

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Mean Girls

On the grounds of the Hungarian castle featured in Hungary For Hooters, Melissa Mandlikova and Kristy Klenot lay in wait for Jasmine Black. “Here comes Jasmine, that snotty bitch. Get that bucket ready,” Kristy snidely tells a smiling Melissa. Two buckets filled with water are by their sides. They’re mean girls, these two, and Jasmine is going to feel their bitch-hands. “We’ll teach that little slut a lesson, won’t we?” They wait until Jasmine walks by and then they splash her. Jasmine is justifiably incensed at this offense and the insults fly. A wild bitch-fight kicks off. Jasmine runs, with Melissa and Kristy right behind her. “We’ll teach you a good lesson, Jasmine. That’s what you get for being a bitch, bitch,” Kristy and Melissa yell. “Fuck you, lousy bitches,” fires back Jasmine. Their cat-brawl takes to the ground as they tear each other’s blouses off. The girls get into it with a torrent of curses, spanking, tit-slapping and grappling moves. It’s two against one but Jasmine is no 98 pound weakling. This Czech chick is a panther, giving as good as she gets. We haven’t seen anything like this since B.L.O.W. but this is twice as mean and nasty. We urgently recommend you Czech out the video of this bitch-fest at SCORE Theater!

Mean Girls

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